This kitten, whose Mom is named Dottie, was born w/ “I love Dot” on her side:

And this weirdo pastor is trying to get his 5 mins of fame with a Jesus shaped Cheeto:

Oh, and finally, if a piece of an airplane landed in your yard, U.S. Airways would like it back.

A 17-square-inch piece of wing fell off and may be somewhere in Anne Arundel or PG County…definitely in MD somewhere!